Those precious FOOKIN’ STOODENTS known as Belle & Sebastian will have a new
album, Dear Catastrophe Waitress, out next month. I had convinced
myself several years ago that I was *completely* burned out on B & S,
but surprisingly, I enjoyed the preview mp3 for Step Into My Office, Baby.

And everybody’s linking to this
high-larious new Onion bit, which also reminded me of this
old gem, which was a lot funnier back before nightclubs starting collapsing
and burning up in real life all the time.