I heard that starting today, Insound’s doing 25% off for all new customers. Now, 25% is pretty damn hefty, so swing in there and get that shit while you can. I know you may be thinking: “Damn, I’ve already got an account there…”. But I have a solution, in two words: Yo Moms. Just sign your mom up to order that Joy Division box set, then go pick it up from her house later.

And even if you don’t sign your mom up, you should probably at least call her. You never call anymore.