Here, try some of this.

Smells good, what is it?

It’s Kobe steak. It costs a fortune, but oh, it’s so good.

Mmm, that *is* good! Thank you! Mmmm (chomp chomp) Mmm….

You like it, eh? Here, have some more.

Really? Mmmm! Delicious! (chomp chomp) Mmm! That was great, thanks!

Here, here’s some more…

Uh, ok… (chomp…) (chomp…)

Ready for more? Here you go!

Um, I’m kinda…

…and another one! Come on, now, finish it all!

Ugh, I don’t feel so good, can you, uh…

How about another! This one’s a full half-pounder!

(groan…)

Come on now, one more. Come on…

(moan…)

Ok, ok. So you liked it, right? It was good, right?

(…)

Glad you liked it! Because I’ve got 6 more steaks here for you to finish off!

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Sufjan’s The Avalanche is out this week.